Return of the mullet

Who condoned the mullet resurgence?!  Everywhere I look, I am forced to take in some Millennial's idea of a "artistic" mullet and I'm dying.  Like, actually dying!  Why is this ok?  I'm so upset that we're reviving a hairstyle described as "business in the front and party in the back".  I don't know about you, but I don't enjoy combining my business with partying.  In fact, I think your boss probably doesn't either.

Please, young hipsters, do yourselves a favor and try something else.  It wasn't cool in the 80's and it isn't cool now.  There are millions of other ways to be an individual that don't involve a shaggy and misshapen hair style.  In the words of Drake, "No, don't do it, please don't do it..."

#stayweird #dontdoit