Who condoned the mullet resurgence?! Everywhere I look, I am forced to take in some Millennial's idea of a "artistic" mullet and I'm dying. Like, actually dying! Why is this ok? I'm so upset that we're reviving a hairstyle described as "business in the front and party in the back". I don't know about you, but I don't enjoy combining my business with partying. In fact, I think your boss probably doesn't either.
Please, young hipsters, do yourselves a favor and try something else. It wasn't cool in the 80's and it isn't cool now. There are millions of other ways to be an individual that don't involve a shaggy and misshapen hair style. In the words of Drake, "No, don't do it, please don't do it..."